aneyeoutforselener:

nicki keepin an eye out

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vibruhtor:

*plays Anaconda on repeat at family barbecue*

(via joshpeck)


2011 me: Why aren’t you using punctuation? Are you uneducated? You type like a crude toddler.
2013 me: dude shu t the fuck up i dont care

(Source: suckcockforsatan, via acemanifesto)


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straightprivileges:

terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):

  • the do
  • dingle dangle
  • frick frack
  • fondue
  • woohoo
  • happy happy fun time
  • coitus 
  • fornication 
  • copulation
  • intercourse

(Source: pissybrat, via sniffing)


memeguy-com:

I hope they get their dog back

(via cera-neto)


lesprisenpati:

thisishangingrockcomics:

actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god

This is a work of art

(via the-adicts)


chutzpadik:

if ur disability activism doesn’t include addicts and people who don’t take their meds and people who will never be able to be Productive Members of Society????

it’s useless tbh

(via nagisahazukiofficial)


tea-is-just-grass:

when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

image

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